Saturday, April 2, 2011

Jerk Alert - Mobile Using Falcon Driver

Dear Mr Falcon Driver who I had to wait for while you got out of your car space and bounced down the street,


You may have noticed that the majority of drivers manage to exit their parking space, even when reversing, in under two minutes forty-seven seconds.  You might also consider that this phenomenal ability may be linked, however tenuously, with the fact that they’re not doing it while plastered to their mobile phone and talking with fierce hand gestures while trying to put their seatbelt on. 

The lack of mobile phone use and hand gestures may also be linked to their ability to drive faster than 30 kilometres an hour without bouncing off the kerb and/or the median strip.  No judgment here, just suggesting a few things that you might like to consider should you be remotely interested in improving your driving ability, adherence to the law and relationship with other drivers on the road.

You have a nice day now.

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